JFK Escape: Naples' Best Western Luxury Awaits!
JFK Escape: Naples' Best Western Luxury Awaits! - My Take, No Holds Barred
Alright, let's dive headfirst into this "Best Western Luxury" experience… in Naples. And, uh, let me tell you, it's a journey. Prepare yourselves, because I'm gonna be raw, honest, and probably a bit… messy, just like my last trip to the local pizzeria after too much vino. Here goes!
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Accessibility – The Good and the "Hmm…"
Okay, let's start with the important stuff. Accessibility. They say they have Facilities for disabled guests. And the Elevator is a blessing, especially after a long day of dodging scooters on the Neapolitan streets. I appreciate that. But… and there's always a butt, isn't there? Well, it's a Hotel chain so I suppose they at least follow the rules, right? I wonder if a wheelchair user will feel like they can move comfortable in all the areas, some rooms are obviously more handicap accessible than others.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges. I don't recall if there are any.
Internet Access – The Great Wi-Fi Saga
Oh, the Wi-Fi. The bane of my digital existence! They promise Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, and, technically, they deliver. But let me paint you a picture: me, desperately trying to upload a photo of Mount Vesuvius (because, duh, Italy), the little spinning wheel of death taunting me, the connection dropping every five seconds… It was a test of my patience, I tell you. I'm sure the hotel workers are used to it. The Internet access – wireless was a bit of a joke, but the Internet access – LAN? Forget about it. So, if you're a digital nomad, be warned. Or, maybe just embrace the analog life and sit outside the hotel.
Rooms and Amenities – Luxury, or Just Trying to Be?
The Available in all rooms list is pretty long, which is great if you have to have the basics: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Coffee/tea maker, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Mini bar, Satellite/cable channels, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, and Wi-Fi [free].
But, look, let's be honest. The bathrobes, while a nice touch, weren't exactly a fluffy cloud of comfort. The In-room safe box felt like it was held together with duct tape (probably not, but you get the point). And the hair dryer? Well, let's just say it was a bit… anemic. My poor hair. That said, I did like the Non-smoking environment. The room was pretty okay.
The Additional toilet was a perk I wasn't expecting but appreciated, especially after that second (or third…) espresso. There's a desk. The desk was a nice touch, the desk was a lifesaver. But let's talk about that desk!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax – "Spa" Day, Anyone?
The Spa is where things get a little… fuzzy. They have a Gym/fitness, which I didn't try (because pasta is my cardio). They had a Swimming pool [outdoor]. But, I went inside…
The Pool with view and Sauna, felt a bit… understaffed. But the Spa/sauna was okay! I didn't go and try the Body scrub or the Body wrap because honestly, I was more interested in finding the best pizza in Naples (spoiler: it’s everywhere). But hey, the option is there. And on the plus side, I was able to relax in peace for an hour here.
Cleanliness and Safety – Safe, but Not Overly Safe
Okay, I'm a worrywart, especially travel. Things like Cleanliness and safety are important. The hotel was pretty good on that front. There were Hand sanitizer stations dotted around, and the staff seemed to be following safety protocols, but I guess they all have Smoke alarms and the Fire extinguisher is a nice touch, too. The Rooms sanitized between stays is good to see.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Fueling the Neapolitan Adventure
The Restaurants are a mixed bag. They have an A la carte in restaurant. But it's not a Michelin-star experience, let me tell you. However, the Breakfast [buffet] was decent. Okay, it was good! Especially the croissants. I ate, like, seven. It was an Asian breakfast with Asian cuisine in restaurant. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was really good. I liked the Happy hour. The Snack bar was a lifesaver when I was battling jet lag at 3 AM. They have a Poolside bar, but I didn't try that.
Here's a confession: I may or may not have snuck a pizza slice from a street vendor into my room. Don't tell anyone!
Services and Conveniences – The Little Extras
They have Air conditioning in public area. The Concierge was helpful, especially when I needed a cab to get me out of my pizza coma. The Elevator was fantastic. The Daily housekeeping kept things tidy, even after my pizza escapades.
For the Kids – Family Friendly?
I didn't travel with kids but they have Babysitting service. Maybe they do.
Getting Around – Smooth or Scooter Madness?
They have a Airport transfer (essential!). I did use a Taxi service to get around. And the Car park [on-site] is good but, hey, parking in Naples is an extreme sport.
The Verdict – Worth the Escape?
Overall… the JFK Escape is a decent hotel. It's not flawless. It's got its quirks. It’s pretty good! If you're looking for pure, unadulterated luxury, you might be disappointed. But, if you're looking for a comfortable base to explore the beauty, chaos, and deliciousness of Naples, it's a good option.
Final Score: 3.5 out of 5 croissants.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because you're about to dive headfirst into my potential Naples, Italy, adventure. Now, I'm staying at the Best Western JFK Hotel. Don't judge me, it's what the budget allowed, and hey, maybe it has a cool story. Here we go - a messy, glorious mess, of an itinerary:
Day 1: Landfall and Lemon-Scented Disappointment (and Pizza!)
Morning (or, Operation: Wake Up!):
- 8:00 AM: Wake up…hopefully. Jet lag is a beast. My internal clock is currently screaming "IT'S 3 AM, WHY ARE WE AWAKE?!" Pray for a merciful sunrise.
- 8:30 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. Pray it's not just stale croissants. My expectations are low, folks. Very, very low. (And I’m already a grump, it’s the jet lag, I swear!)
- 9:30 AM: Attempt to navigate the hotel lobby without looking like a complete idiot. Smile! Even if you don't feel like it. Italians are notoriously charming and I don’t wanna come off as a complete cold fish.
- 10:00 AM: Maybe some light reading at the hotel lobby, or some very basic italian practice with an app.
Afternoon: The City Beckons (and My Stomach Rumbles)
- 12:00 PM: Taxi to the city center. Pray the driver doesn't try to fleece me. I’ve heard some horror stories about cabbies in Naples. (Note to self: Learn basic Italian phrases about negotiating prices).
- 1:00 PM: First real Naples experience: Lunch! Gotta find real Neapolitan pizza. Forget the fancy places, I want the greasy, authentic, street-food-style stuff. My research is underway to find the best pizza place in town, but who knows what will happen?
- 2:30 PM: Wander aimlessly through the historic center. This is where things get interesting. I'm expecting chaos, narrow streets, laundry hanging everywhere, and the glorious smell of… well, everything. I want to get lost. Truly lost. I’m not even worried about seeing all the “must-see” sights right away. Just soaking in the atmosphere.
- 4:00 PM: Espresso break. Essential. I need to ward off the tiredness of walking, the general exhaustion, and a growing feeling that I should have taken more language classes.
- 5:00 PM: Basilica di Santa Chiara visit; just because.
- 6:00 PM: More aimless wandering. I'll probably stumble into a hidden alleyway, discover a tiny shop selling artisanal pasta, and buy WAY too much.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner! Trying to branch out from pizza, which will be difficult. But I'm determined. Maybe seafood? Or pasta with… something delicious. Whatever it is, I want the genuine article.
- 8:30 PM: Stroll along the waterfront, probably. Gawk at the sunset, because how can you not?
- 9:30 PM: Back to the hotel, exhausted, happy, and probably smelling mildly of garlic.
Evening: The Lemon-Scented Disaster (and a Revelation)
- 10:00 PM: Back to the hotel. I try the lemon soap in the bathroom. It's okay at first, but the scent overwhelms me. I'm choking on lemon. I try not to swear. I fail.
- 11:00 PM: Check the reviews of the hotel and decide if I need to move.
- 12:00 AM: Crash. Pray for sweet, dream-filled sleep.
Day 2: Pompeii, Pizza, and Profound Regret (in a Good Way)
Morning: The Ancient World
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. Probably feeling jet-lagged and groggy.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. Maybe it's better than yesterday. Or maybe I just adjust my expectations.
- 10:00 AM: Take a train or a guided tour to Pompeii. This will be the highlight, or so I’m told.
- (I'm a history nerd. I’ve been dreaming of this since I was a kid.)
- I'm picturing myself wandering through those ruins, imagining the lives and the drama…the Pompeii-ness of it all.
- I am expecting goosebumps.
Afternoon: Pizza Redemption
- 1:00 PM: Lunch near Pompeii. Pizza, again, obviously. This time, I'm determined to taste THE perfect pizza.
- 2:30 PM: Explore Pompeii. I'm going to try to focus, read all the plaques, and not just wander around taking pictures of everything.
- 5:00 PM: Train back to Naples.
- 6:00 PM: Free time! I'm thinking a relaxing time at the hotel.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner!
Evening: The Deep Fried Revelation
- 8:00 PM: Try a restaurant that specializes in deep-fried food. I've heard this is a Naples thing. My arteries are already screaming.
- 9:00 PM: Review all the places I'm going to go to. Maybe try to find one for tomorrow?
- 10:00 PM: Bed
Day 3: Day Trips, Mountains, and Memories (Potentially Soggy)
Morning: The View… or the Rain.
- 8:00AM: Wake up.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast!
- 10:00 AM: Visit the Mount Vesuvius. Pray for good weather!
- 11:00 AM: Hike up Mount Vesuvius, because I'm a sucker for a good view. I'm expecting breathtaking scenery.
Afternoon: Beach and Boat.
- 1:00 PM: Free time!
- Maybe a beach day, if the weather cooperates.
- 2:00 PM: Go to the Castel Nuovo.
- 3:00 PM: Stroll through the Galleria Umberto I.
- 4:00 PM: A boat trip around the bay!
- 1:00 PM: Free time!
Evening: Dinner!
- 8:00 PM: Try the best restaurant in town!
- 9:00 PM: Dinner!
- 10:00 PM: Bed!
Day 4: Departure and the Lingering Taste of Italy (and Garlic)
- Morning: Packing and Last Bites
- 8:00 AM: Wake up.
- 9:00 AM: Last breakfast at the, hopefully improved, hotel.
- 10:00 AM: Last-minute souvenir shopping. Panic-buying is a specialty.
- 11:00 AM: Pack. And pray that all the souvenirs actually fit.
- **Afternoon:
- 12:00 AM: Last chance for pizza.
- 1:00 PM: Head to the airport.
- 2:00 PM: Arrive at the airport.
- Evening:
- 3:00 PM: Say goodbye to Naples.
- 4:00 PM: Arrive at the final destination.
Final Thoughts:
This itinerary is a suggestion, a starting point. It's flexible, messy, and probably won't go according to plan. But that’s part of the fun, right? I'm ready for the unexpected. I'm ready for the chaos. And I'm absolutely, positively ready for the pizza. Wish me luck!
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So, You're Thinking About the JFK Escape? Buckle Up... Probably.
Okay, spill. Is this place REALLY "Luxury Awaits!" or are they just blowing smoke?
Alright, alright, let's get real. "Luxury Awaits!" is... well, it's a claim. Look, it's a Best Western. You're not strolling into the Ritz. Think… elevated Best Western. The lobby *is pretty* and they handed me a little bottle of (possibly expired) aperol as a welcome drink, which was nice. But remember, I paid like, the price of a slightly used bicycle for two nights. My expectation wasn't exactly a champagne fountain in the breakfast buffet. Which, by the way... more on that later.
Let's talk location. Is it actually *in* Naples? Or am I going to need a second passport and a Sherpa?
Oh, the location. Picture this: you get off the plane, and you *think* you’re in Naples. Then you hop in a taxi (the driver, bless him, whistled opera the entire time – lovely, but also terrifying) and you realize... you’re *near* Naples. Close enough for a day trip, and the train station is walkable (if you don't mind dodging Vespas and possibly several rogue pigeons). It's not *right* downtown, which, frankly, is a good thing. Traffic in Naples is like Dante’s Inferno, but with more scooters and gelato stands. So, compromise: close enough, but slightly removed from the chaos. Think of it as a buffer zone. My neurotic friend loved it "safer in the area!".
The breakfasts... I gotta know. Was it the usual continental cookie-cutter deal, or did they at least *try*?
Okay, the breakfast. This is where things get *interesting.* It's included, which is a huge win, because let me tell you, I like free food. There was a spread. A *spread*. Cereal (the sugary kind, a win!), pastries (some suspiciously stale, some alarmingly fresh), cold cuts (questionable origin, but hey, I ate them), and... the eggs. Oh, the eggs. They were... *a thing*. I'm pretty sure they were scrambled, then reheated, then scrambled again. They had this distinct, rubbery texture. I tried to be brave, because I’m not one to pass on food. I only took a bite.. and it was a bad bite. The coffee, on the other hand, was surprisingly good. Strong, Italian, and kept the caffeine flowing (needed for the commute). So, mixed bag. Basically, don't go expecting Michelin-star breakfast, but it'll fill a gap.
Rooms! What's the deal? Are they clean? Do they have, you know, *running water*?
Right, the rooms. Cleanliness is… *mostly* there. My room was fine. The bed was comfortable enough. The air conditioning worked (thank God). The bathroom… well, the water *ran*, which is a HUGE plus in my book. The towels were fluffy-ish. My big bugbear, though, was the noise. My room was right off a road and it was noisy (the opera-whistling taxi driver still haunting my dreams). Ask for a room on a quieter side. Also, I think I saw a tiny smudge on the mirror. But that’s *me* nitpicking. Overall, the room was perfectly serviceable. It's not a palace, people, but it's definitely a place to sleep.
Okay, let's talk about the "Escape" part. Is there anything to *do* at the hotel? Pool? Gym? Do they have a resident cat?
The "Escape" part... well, that's a bit of a stretch. There's no pool. No gym (unless you count frantically dodging Vespas on the way to the train station as cardio). No resident cat (a travesty, honestly). They did, however, have a very small outside area. Think a patio with a few tables. Perfect for, you know, that pre-dinner Aperol spritz. Which, actually, was quite pleasant. But don't come expecting a resort. This is a base camp. A launching pad for your Neapolitan adventures... a slightly rubbery-egg-filled, opera-whistling-taxi-driver-near-Naples base camp.
The Staff! Were they helpful? Did they speak English? Did they laugh at my terrible attempts at Italian?
The staff! Oh, the staff. They *tried*. They were generally very nice. English varied. Some great, some… not so much, meaning more pointing and gesturing, always fun. My Italian is abysmal, I'm not going to lie. I mangled every phrase. They were *polite*. Mostly. I think one guy stifled a giggle when I asked for "un cappuccino con... un... uh..."… (gesturing wildly). It was a lot of fun. The reception staff was helpful with directions. They helped me book a day trip to Pompeii (MUST DO!) And they always greeted me with a smile (after the initial "Oh God, it's *her*" look from the cappuccino incident. But that's probably just me being paranoid). Generally, thumbs up for the staff.
Okay, fine. Would you stay there again? Be brutally honest.
You know what? Despite the rubbery eggs, the noise, the lack of feline companionship, and the constant threat of being run over by a scooter, probably. It's not luxurious. It's not perfect. But it’s clean, it’s affordable, and it’s a perfectly reasonable place to crash while you explore Naples. And hey, at that price, I could live with a bit of a subpar breakfast (and the lingering fear of rubber eggs). I'd probably try to find a better place next time, but I'm also a cheapskate. So, yeah. Probably. Maybe I'll even bring my own cat. (Just kidding… unless…)
What were the other things you love about the hotel?
Ok, what really sold me... The hotel, which *they did not* advertise, had a fantastic laundry service. I'd been on the road for weeks and had clothes that were probably illegal to walk around in. The service was really quick and affordable, which helped a lot. The area it was in, even though it wasn't smack-dab in the middle of the city, felt safe. I felt comfortable wandering around, and felt comfortable getting to the train station. ITravel Stay Guides
