Aloft Tulsa: Your Stunning Tulsa Getaway Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a messy, honest, funny, and oh-so-human review of… well, somewhere! Let's call it "The Grand Majestic," because frankly, all these hotels sound the same after a while!
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(Deep breath… here we go!)
Right, so The Grand Majestic. Heard of it. Been there. Survived it. Let’s get real, shall we?
First Impression: Accessibility - Did They Actually Think About This?
Okay, first things first. Accessibility. This is huge for me. (Full disclosure: I'm not in a wheelchair, but I have friends who are, and I'm a BIG believer in things working for everyone). The website blasted about being accessible. The reality…Well.
- Wheelchair accessible: They said it was. Ramps were… vaguely present. The entrance, initially, looked okay, but the actual maneuvering inside? Let's just say navigating the lobby in a wheelchair might require a stunt double, a compass, and a prayer. Elevators existed. Praise be.
- On-site accessible restaurants/lounges: Surprisingly decent! The main restaurant, "The Gilded Spoon," (oh, the pretension!) seemed to have some accessible seating, and the staff were actually trying. That's a win, even if it’s a tiny one.
- Facilities for disabled guests: I noticed some - grab bars, a slightly lower sink (maybe?!), but nothing that screamed, "We get it." More "we checked a box" feeling.
My friend, Sarah, uses a wheelchair and she described it as "mostly okay-ish. The bar was a disaster - I was practically asking if I could get a beer at the table, because there was no way in hell I'd be able to order at the bar itself." So, yeah. Room for improvement. MAJOR improvement.
Internet, Glorious Internet! (Or, The Saga of the Wi-Fi)
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah! They delivered. It worked. Pretty damn fast. Score one for the Majestic.
- Internet (LAN): Also available, if you’re into that old-school wired thing. I, however, am not. Who are we, the 90s?!
- Wi-Fi in public areas: Solid, too. Convenient. Though, let's be honest, I spent most of my time glued to the in-room Wi-Fi, streaming trash TV. No shame.
Things to Do, Places to Not Be Bored, or, The Spa Experience That Almost Broke Me (In a Good Way)
Alright, the biggie. And, it's gonna be a ride.
- Fitness center: Standard. Treadmills that looked like they’d seen a few years, some free weights that were probably older than me, and a general "meh" vibe. Fine for a treadmill run. Not inspiring.
- Pool with a view: YES. The outdoor pool was glorious. Seriously. Infinity edge, overlooking… well, I won't say exactly what. It's supposed to be a surprise - but the view was stunning. And the pool was heated. (That’s a win right there, folks!)
- Spa: The piece de resistance. This spa. This… sanctuary. Forget everything else. Okay, I'm getting ahead of myself, but my experience there was transformative.
- Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: They had it ALL. And the staff were amazing. The masseuse was a tiny woman with hands of steel. I opted for a full body scrub and wrap, which was… well, let's just say I felt like a brand-new human the second it was done. My skin was practically glowing. Then the massage. Oh. My. GOD. Pure bliss. I almost fell asleep. The sauna was perfectly steamy. The steamroom… well, I have very little to say because it was hot and steamy. It was all just…heaven. I wanted to live there. I almost asked if I could.
- Swimming pool: The outdoor pool was awesome, as mentioned.
- Things to do, ways to relax: Well, the spa, obviously. But beyond that? Honestly, the hotel itself was pretty self-contained. It had a bar, a restaurant, and that pool. Not much else unless I went off-property.
Cleanliness and Safety: COVID-Era Anxiety, Activated!
Okay, let's be real. Traveling during… gestures vaguely … this time? It's a stress.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer: Check, check, and double-check. They were everywhere.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: I loved this. I felt like I had a choice.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: They seemed it. They wore masks, and everyone was generally aware of what was going on.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Safe dining setup: Attempts were made. The restaurant was spacious, and tables were nicely spaced apart. It didn't ALWAYS work perfectly, but I appreciated the effort.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Seemed so.
- Individually-wrapped food options: On the buffet at breakfast. Because, buffet!
They got a solid B+ on this front. They're trying. But let's be honest, we're all walking around in anxiety-mode.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: My Diet Took a Vacation!
- A la carte in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Honestly? They had everything. I was in culinary heaven. The breakfast buffet was a glorious, carb-laden affair. I might have eaten my weight in croissants. Don't judge me.The coffee shop was surprisingly good. The poolside bar was perfect for sunset cocktails. The Asian cuisine was fantastic. (I recommend the Pad Thai!) And room service? Available 24/7. Bless. Their. Hearts.
- Alternative meal arrangement: They had options. I mentioned a vegetarian request and it was handled perfectly.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
- Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Babysitting service, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator: Yep, yep, yep. You get the idea. Standard hotel fare. The concierge was genuinely helpful. He was able to help me set up my spa appointment (which I immediately recommend). Check-in/out was easy. Housekeeping was prompt.
- Essentials Condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: Again, a big check.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly…Or Not?
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: They said they were family-friendly. They had a kids' menu. I didn't see a lot of kids around. Honestly, the vibe was more "luxury spa getaway" than "family vacation central."
Available in All Rooms: Creature Comforts
- **Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned travel itinerary. We're diving headfirst into the Aloft Tulsa, and frankly, I’m already sweating a little. Planning? More like organized chaos, but with a vague promise of a good time. Here goes nothing…
Aloft Tulsa: Tulsa Time, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bricktown Brewery
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread (and the Bricktown Brewery Saves the Day)
2:00 PM: Arrival at Aloft Tulsa. Check-in. (Or The Great Key Card Debacle)
Okay, let's be honest, my travel style is… improvisational. I booked this hotel last minute. Usually, I'm thrashing around, scrambling for Wi-Fi, and generally feeling like a lost kitten. This time, I had a plan. A flimsy one, but still. The front desk was… fine. Pleasant enough. Key card worked (miracle!), room was… cleanish. Not pristine, mind you. There's a faint whiff of… something. Let's call it "previous guest cologne." This is the start of my Tulsa journey!
2:30 PM: Room Reconnaissance and the Quest for Hydration.
First things first: assess the damage. Comfy bed? Check. Annoying art I'll probably end up staring at at 3 AM? Also, check. Then, the holy grail: where's the water? The little bottles in the bathroom are the only thing that will save me!
3:00 PM: The Initial Panic. "What have I done?" Followed by a Strong Coffee
Okay, truth time. I'm already starting to question every life choice that led me here. Tulsa? Really? But then I hit the complimentary coffee in the lobby. And suddenly, the world seems… less threatening. Maybe.
4:00 PM: Bricktown Brewery
Okay, my original plan was to venture out and be all "cultured traveler." That lasted until I realized I was hungry, exhausted, and the thought of more walking was giving me hives. Instead, I hear Bricktown Brewery has great reviews. We sit down, get some drinks and let my worries disappear. The service was good!
7:00 PM: Dinner and the Illusion of Relaxation.
Burger at the Bricktown Brewery. Good. Greasy. Perfect. I end up talking to the bartender about the best routes to the airport because I'm still planning for the end of my trip.
9:00 PM: Back to the Room, Netflix, and a Dabble of Despair.
Okay, maybe I'm being a little dramatic. But let's face it, hotel rooms are designed to amplify loneliness. Netflix, my old friend, is here to the rescue.
10:00 PM: Sleep (fingers crossed).
Dear sleep gods, please, let me sleep. No weird plumbing noises. No sudden urges to rearrange the furniture. Just… sleep. Amen.
Day 2: Art, Unexpected Joys, and the Unbearable Lightness of Being (Slightly Hungover)
8:00 AM: Awakened by the Sun and a Mild Hangover
Surprise, surprise. The Bricktown Brewery won. My head feels like a disco ball. Coffee STAT.
9:00 AM: "Aloft, I'm Hungry" (or, the Breakfast Buffet Debacle)
Aloft always does breakfast, right? Okay, so maybe not a full-blown buffet, but they have grab-n-go options and a continental selection. Nothing to write home about, but it'll do the trick.
10:00 AM: Philbrook Museum of Art
Okay, so this was actually planned. I forced myself out of the hotel, and I'm so glad I did! This museum is gorgeous. The art is amazing. The gardens? Utterly breathtaking. I felt like I'd stumbled into a secret, beautiful world. And, bonus, I got some amazing Instagram shots.
1:00 PM: Lunch at a Random Diner.
I'm running on fumes. Time to find a local diner for some good old-fashioned grub. Ordered a burger and fries. I am never changing.
2:00 PM: Return to the Aloft. A Dip in the Pool?
The weather is fantastic. Is it too late to go for a swim? Why not?
4:00 PM: Trying to Be a Productive Citizen.
Okay, time to get some work done (ugh). I'm in the lobby, trying to use the Wi-Fi. It's… spotty. But the people-watching is top-notch. I've already learned more about the intricacies of miniature dachshund ownership than I ever wanted to know.
6:00 PM: Drinks at the Bar.
Trying to find a friend to hang out with.
8:00 PM: Dinner at the Restaurant.
I'm trying to go out and socialize. The people in the restaurant are surprisingly chatty.
10:00 PM: Back to the Room, Bedtime.
This time, I'll try to sleep earlier.
Day 3: Departure (and the bittersweet taste of freedom)
7:00 AM: Wake Up, and the lingering fear
Packing. It's the absolute worst. My suitcase is a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s my chaotic mess.
8:00 AM: Final Breakfast.
Another coffee. Trying to soak it all in.
9:00 AM: Checking Out, Goodbye, and a Final Glimpse.
Goodbye, Aloft Tulsa. It wasn’t always pretty, but you were my base camp.
10:00 AM: Airport and the Long Goodbye
The rest is history. I am heading back home. Okay, so maybe it's not a perfectly detailed plan. It’s raw, a bit messy, and probably wildly inconsistent, but hey, that's life, right?
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